Hello hello, Miss Taylor Swift just dropped an entire album on December 11th and the time has come to obsessively analyze the lyrics. Every single one of em’.

Okay, to be clear, evermore has only been out for a few days, but Tay Tay fans are already convinced that the song “Dorothea” is about Selena Gomez (whom she’s been close friends with forever)—and honestly the evidence kinda adds up.
Sit back, get your popcorn ready and turn your attention to this entire thread which connects various “Dorothea” lyrics to Selena:
The song ‘dorothea’ by taylor swift is about Selena Gomez: a thread🧚🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/nI8FXJ65LD
— léa 🫧 (@folklorerevival) December 11, 2020
2. “When we were younger, down in the park” Selena and Taylor back in 2013 pic.twitter.com/QBix1QLr4r
— léa 🫧 (@folklorerevival) December 11, 2020
3. “Honey, making a lark of misery” is referencing finding love in a miserable place. Back in 2013, Selena was dating her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber, with who things didn’t end well and both agreed that it was a toxic relationship. pic.twitter.com/w56G0MwFBQ
— léa 🫧 (@folklorerevival) December 11, 2020
6. “And if you’re ever tired of being known for who you know” Selena is often being cited next to Justin Bieber’s name, which can be exhausting. pic.twitter.com/vsHkcjcj3M
— léa 🫧 (@folklorerevival) December 11, 2020
8. “Your mom and her pageant schemes” Selena’s mom was a makeup artist when Selena was a kid, she says she’s her inspiration for makeup. pic.twitter.com/BN9liWiLWm
— léa 🫧 (@folklorerevival) December 11, 2020
Still not convinced? Dayum, here’s the full lyrics. You do the math. Kthxbye.