We may know someone who not only finds pineapple toppings on pizzas abhorrent but also worthy of condemnation. Well, it seems like the good people at CD Projekt Red and the law enforcers of Cyberpunk 2077‘s Night City tend to agree.
Apparently, the act of putting pineapple on pizzas is not just illegal – it is also a serious crime punishable by death. Under the Pizza Desecration Act, instead of receiving a fine or jail time, perpetrators will be hunted down by bounty hunters due to…