Turtles come in all shapes and sizes.
Some even come in different, wild colors like this rare albino Flapshell turtle that looks like a slice of melted cheese:
Or does it look more like a piece of durian? IMAGE: @susantananda3 / Twitter
However nothing could have prepared me for what I just discovered today – some turtles can ‘breathe’ through their buttholes.
If you were already aware of this, good on you. But please let me bask in excitement as I try to explain to you the wonders of…