We have all gone above and beyond to stand up for our celebrity faves, but (hopefully) none of us have reached this level yet…
A girl on Twitter, with the username @humhalelujah posted a tweet revealing that when she was 12-years-old, she couldn’t quite accept it when her classmate admitted that she didn’t like Hayley Williams from Paramore. To make things worse, the said classmate was asthmatic!
i literally choked a girl in the middle of class when i was 12 because she said she didnt like hayley williams…. the girl had asthma and i choked her over paramore…
— jules goth shawty (@humhaleIujah) June 27, 2021
Safe to say, Twitter users are having a field day with their jokes.
You’re the truest stan. From now on, if someone says they like paramore, instead of saying “name 5 songs” we have to say “but have you choked someone for them?”
— Kat? (@scoobywaves) June 27, 2021
As you should. If hayley Williams dont take your breath away… someone will for her https://t.co/GOKOJYgKtd
— Kama no tenshi💫6MORE (@BrieMarieZ13) June 27, 2021
Hayley Williams is the frontwoman of the rock band Paramore, who are popular for their hits like “Misery Business”, “Ain’t It Fun”, “Decode” and many more. Williams also debuted her solo single called “Simmer” last year, from her debut album Petals for Armor.
She is known for her energetic and upbeat personality, and despite her petite frame, she has no problems taking up the entire stage space with her presence alone. Not to mention her powerhouse vocals that are able to soar high above the loud music from her bandmates’ equipment.
More fans opened up regarding their almost similar experiences, such as kicking someone out of their home for not knowing the words to her favourite song.
Once in college I threw a house party and half the city showed up. Most of them I didn’t know. Anyway, my roommate told me the next morning that I drunkenly kicked a stranger out of my house because she didn’t know the lyrics to Mr. Brightside.
And I’d do it again. https://t.co/je0sNsykug
— 🔴SUBATHON LIVE || Kris🌙 (@KristenRaeTTV) June 28, 2021
While this has nothing to do with anything in the entertainment industry, another Twitterian with the username @j01en3 opened up about her letting her chompers loose on a boy when she was 8-years-old because “he didn’t like me back.”
When I was 8 I bit a boy really hard cause he didn’t like me back. He bled all the way to the office n I lied that I didn’t bite him?
— rabbit (@j01en3) June 27, 2021
Jokes aside, please, please refrain from inflicting violence on anyone. Sure, this may sound all fun and games but there is nothing funny about attacking someone for not having the same opinions that you do (or for not reciprocating your feelings, for that matter). Let’s all watch out for one another, yeah?
*Cover image via Jeff Kravits/Filmmagic