Remember Winnie the Pooh?
The cuddly, anthropomorphic, hunny-loving bear stumbling around the woods in a red crop top? Well, this upcoming film is about to taint that precious image in your head.
Written and directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield – an unknown director who according to his IMDB has a film called Dinosaur Prison in the works – the gruesome plot follows Pooh and Piglet as they set out on a killing frenzy upon being abandoned by Christopher Robin.
While we don’t have all the deets just yet, IMDB shows that the cast members consist of a ‘mauled woman’ as well as a ‘caged man’- some of the basic necessities of a gory movie.
The first stills also display a sinister-looking Pooh and Piglet about to strike a half-naked young woman relaxing in a hot tub.
Spoiler alert: Waterfield says that Pooh and Piglet eventually knock her out with chloroform, take her out of the…